Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Fish's Quest

Ok...I actually wanted to write something about the Goat(in continuation with my previous post) but, I happened to take a look at Fish's introspective questions. Given his usual helplessness, this is yet another attempt at helping him..Fish, your answers are:

1. You are a jerk who is present where you are, at the time when you're required to be, with all the necessary things you're supposed to have and expected to do the right thing. What's the right thing to do? That's for you to figure it out!!
2. The same applies to me as well!
3. This question's answer will fetch us more than what the Reimann Hypothesis solution would do...so forget it.
4. I guess you're supposed to know that!!
5. You like them because they remind you of something that you recently came into possession of!! (When you bunked the lectures!!)
6. That's because you've understood neither of them.
7. Because, when you start applying formulae like 3*3=6 and 3+3=9, you forget almost everything that you learned from your kindergarten days. That also means you've forgotten how to read!! On a serious note, you've barely had time dude!
8.Because that's how it's supposed to be..
9. Because that's the first step to a better future for you. Remember:
"The Wisdom Of The Backbencher Be That Of The Gods!"-Madman
10.Yes! since no one's all 100% smart and no one's all dumb!
11. Don't doubt that! Even you know that beauty is deeper than the skin..
12./13. I guess you're supposed to know those answers..
14./15./16. You're suffering from the S-syndrome.
17. Everyone has an obsession..you have it in guitars..
18. Certainly not!
19. "Everything that has a beginning has an end"-The Oracle, from The Matrix Revolutions.
20. So that you get a written form of all these answers which otherwise you'd get orally from me in the college. Ponder on these if you care to get deeper.

My question: Who are the people you're referring to in the 2nd and 3rd paragraphs of what you've written beneath the questions?

I hope you got you're answers and you "did the needful".

2 comments:

E said...

very amusing indeed. very amusing

E said...

My question: Who are the people you're referring to in the 2nd and 3rd paragraphs of what you've written beneath the questions?

and the answer- mr K., you and i hate to add this, ms muffet